The American Dream may be just a dream, but this candle is dreamy.
Smells Like: Retail Therapy (notes of tulip, gardenia, peony, juicy peach, and grass)
Do you find yourself stuck in Hustle Culture, working for The Man?
Capitalism. What can you do? You COULD uproot and start a new life in Finland, but you know what's a lot cheaper? Retail therapy. (A wood wick candle? In THIS economy?!) You might not be able to change the world, but you can fill that void with online shopping, and make yourself feel better... if just for a little while.
The Capitalism Shared Trauma candle will fill not just the void, but your entire room, with a deluxe perfume of sun-kissed tulips, peonies, and juicy peaches, and leave you feeling like a million bucks (even if your wallet disagrees).
Details:
13 Oz Wooden Wick Candle
100% Soy Wax, sustainably sourced
Dimensions: 3"w x 5"h
Est. burn time: 100 Hrs, assuming normal burning practices
